Dance like nobody's watching
la danseuse

Le Nom: Shawnie ou Kaylin
Quel Age Avec Moi: is just a number
Love est mon religion.



classic hangouts

essensual
meddle-muddle





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Designer: Elies
Base code:OHsaygoodbye
Image: Kristi
Monday, November 03, 2003

( @ Monday, November 03, 2003 )

ive never captured happy thoughts. cos they are there most of the time that i dont even realise it. only capturing the unhappy moments and blogging it down here.but then again..heehee=)

here's sth cool..
Great Signs

In a Dry Cleaner's Emporium:
"Drop your pants here."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

On a Butcher's window:
"Let me meat your needs."

In a Beauty Shop:
"Dye now!"

On Maternity Room door:
"Push, Push, Push."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

On the side of a firewood delivery truck:
"Fulfilling all your burning desires!"

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking
for, you've come to the right place."

On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

Outside a Hotel:
"Help Wanted. We need inn-experienced people."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully, we'll wait."

On a Music Teacher's door:
"Out Chopin, Bach in a minuet."

On the door of a Computer Store:
"Out for a quick byte."


dumb jokES...!

There's a blond standing on each side of a huge,
flowing river. One blonde yells across to the
other, "How do I get to the other side?"

The second blonde yells back, "You ARE on the
other side!"

A man sits down at a resturant and looks at the
menu. He tells the waiter "I think I will have
the turtle soup". The waiter leaves, but the man
changes his mind to pea soup. He yells to the
waiter "Hold the turtle, make it pea"


Men are like Bank accounts.

Without a lot of money,
they don't generate much interest.






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